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We were honored to be joined in our newsmangling by Chairman Pain of the Federal Commission of T-Pain. Find him here:

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Lyrics:

JB: Imagine with me for a moment.
Imagine an America.
Imagine a world
Where people pop the hood of their cars
And they see stamped on an electronic motor the words:
“Made in America.”
All: Made in America! Made in America!
JB: Imagine, imagine…
All: Made in America! Made in America!
JB: That’s what I want to imagine!
All: God bless y’all.

MV: Now I wanna be part of the solution and not the problem.
I gotta start somewhere, gotta crawl before I walk.
All: Ay! Crawl before I walk, ay! Crawl before I walk!
EG & SG: Before he flies like an Eagle.
EG: woo!
SVP: Michael Vick served his time, he paid his debt to society and now,
he has either earned or been given another chance.
SVP,EG,SG: Another chaaaance!

MR: Katie Couric is off today.
AG: But I’m still lookin at a fine shawtay-ay-ay.
MR: I’m Maggie Rodriguez.
AG: Nice to meet you, boo. Let’s talk about the noo-ews.
MR: The city of New York is declaring a war on geese
And some animal activists are crying
AG: Crying?
MR: Crying
AG: Crying?
MR: Crying foul.
AG: Crying how?
MR: Crying fowl.
AG: oh
MR: Birds can become a feathered foe if they collide with airplanes
AG: True.
MR: Operation Goose-Be-Gone involves reducing the population within five miles of the airport
Both: Those geese are cooked. Those geese are cooked, cooked, cooked.
MR: Wildlife experts and the FAA agree
Both: Those geese are cooked.
AG: The Federal Commission of Me agrees
Both: Those geese are cooked.
AG: Now they livin on a wing and a prayer
Both: A wing and a prayer
AG: How many geese?
MR: Two thousand geese.
AG: That’s a lot of geese.
MR: Those geese are f—ed.
AG: So sad and so tasty for my helpless flyin homies.
MR: The debate continues in New York, but for now
Both: Those geese are cooked, cooked.

CG: As you can see from the chart,
A massive fire-breathing Debt and Deficit Dragon
CG: I have a chart.
CC: He has a chart!
CG: I have a chart.
CC: A dragon chart!
CG: The surtax is painful to the goose,
Lethal to the goose
CC: Which goose?
CG: The goose that lays the golden egg
CC: My favorite goose
CG: The goose that lays, the goose that lays, lays the golden egg.
CC: That goose is cooked, cooked, cooked!
JE: Am I wasted or did that really transpire?
So many metaphors my brain is on fire.
*phone* Ay!
TPain: Ay!
JE: Ay!
TPain: Ay!
JE: Aaaay!
TPain: Tell Katie-Coo, stop screenin my calls.
Or else, she gon be on
Very thin ice
JE: Very thin ice
KC: Very thin ice
All: Very thin ice
JE: Sing it T-Pain, geese are on
All: Very thin ice
MR: Those geese are cooked, those geese are cooked, cooked.
SVP: Give ‘em another chance.
CG: The goose that lays the golden egg!
MR: Those geese are f—-ed. Those geese are
All: Made in America, made in America
SVP: Michael Vick served his time
JE: But he’s on very thin ice
All: Very thin ice. Very very very thin ice.
CG: I have a chart.
MG: I have a mullet.
CG: I have a chart.
MG: I’m offerin you a piece of bread. How could you possibly refuse a man with a mullet.
piece of BREEAAD!

Duration : 0:3:33

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http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/07/28/military.swine.flu/index.html
if this isn’t proof I don’t know what is!!!
They can enact martial law when they announce a NATIONAL EMERGENCY!!!
RESEARCH IT!!!
Some of the specific plans in pandemic emergency:

But in the event of a widespread pandemic, the Pentagon maintains standing plans to use the active-duty military as a last-resort force to help law enforcement manage quarantines, limit state-to-state travel and restrict access to government buildings
Under that Civil War-era act, federal troops are prohibited from performing domestic law enforcement actions such as making arrests, seizing property or searching people.
In extreme cases, however, the president can invoke the Insurrection Act, also from the Civil War, which allows the use of active-duty or National Guard troops for law enforcement.
The military, however, would be prepared to aid in establishing mass casualty treatment sites, provide shelter for displaced persons, dispose of dead bodies and help provide postal, power, water and sewer services and food deliveries. Troops also could provide logistics, communications and other support for law enforcement and the National Guard.
The Defense Department and Northern Command have refused to publicly release the details of their operations plan for pandemic influenza. Labeled for official use only, the plan lays out the active-duty militarys six-phase response to an influenza outbreak.
The plan also includes measures by the Pentagon to protect its own, with the understanding that if the nations armed services fall to the flu, it would be difficult to provide aid to those within the U.S. and defend the country in the event of a concurrent terrorist attack or other disaster.
Steps would be taken to immunize soldiers, their families, retirees and civilian workers who support the militarys mission. And, if needed, access in and out of military installations would be restricted.
From Patricia Doyle, PhD
5-20-9
Patricia A. Doyle DVM, PhD Bus Admin, Tropical Agricultural Economics Univ of West Indies Please visit my “Emerging Diseases” message board at: http://www.emergingdisease.org/phpbb/index.php Also my new website: http://drpdoyle.tripod.com/ Zhan le Devlesa tai sastimasa Go with God and in Good Health

H.R. 5122, also known as the John Warner National Defense Authorization Act for Fiscal Year 2007 was a bill passed in the United States Congress on September 29, 2006 and signed by President George W. Bush on October 17, 2006. H.R. 5122 includes:
$500 billion allocated to the military and defense related activities for fiscal year 2007
Expansion of the President’s power to declare martial law under revisions to the Insurrection Act, and take charge of United States National Guard troops without state governor authorization when public order has been lost and the state and its constituted authorities cannot enforce the law (repealed as of 2008[1]);
On September 30, 2006, the Congress modified the Insurrection Act as part of the 2007 Defense Authorization Bill (repealed as of 2008). Section 1076 of the law changed Sec. 333 of the “Insurrection Act,” and widened the President’s ability to deploy troops within the United States to enforce the laws. Under this act, the President may also deploy troops as a police force during a natural disaster, epidemic, serious public health emergency, terrorist attack, or other condition, when the President determines that the authorities of the state are incapable of maintaining public order. The bill also modified Sec. 334 of the Insurrection Act, giving the President authority to order the dispersal of either insurgents or “those obstructing the enforcement of the laws.” The law changed the name of the chapter from “Insurrection” to “Enforcement of the Laws to Restore Public Order.”

Duration : 0:3:50

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Alex Jones Emergency Flu Update May 2 , 2009

As we suggested from the start, the swine flu scare appears to have been a hyped hoax, but the martial law ramifications are only accelerating. Alex Jones’ emergency update on the H1N1 virus on May 2 , 2009

http://prisonplanet.tv
http://infowars.com
http://harrythomas.info

Duration : 0:5:12

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rc=”http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ryhXXuJiQCg/2.jpg” align=”left”>Alex Jones Emergency Flu Update May 2 , 2009

As we suggested from the start, the swine flu scare appears to have been a hyped hoax, but the martial law ramifications are only accelerating. Alex Jones’ emergency update on the H1N1 virus on May 2 , 2009

http://prisonplanet.tv
http://infowars.com
http://harrythomas.info

Duration : 0:10:59

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Alex Jones Emergency Flu Update May 2 , 2009

As we suggested from the start, the swine flu scare appears to have been a hyped hoax, but the martial law ramifications are only accelerating. Alex Jones’ emergency update on the H1N1 virus on May 2 , 2009

http://prisonplanet.tv
http://infowars.com
http://harrythomas.info

Duration : 0:10:59

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Alex Jones Emergency Flu Update May 2 , 2009

As we suggested from the start, the swine flu scare appears to have been a hyped hoax, but the martial law ramifications are only accelerating. Alex Jones’ emergency update on the H1N1 virus on May 2 , 2009

http://prisonplanet.tv
http://infowars.com
http://harrythomas.info

Duration : 0:10:59

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Alex Jones Emergency Flu Update May 2 , 2009

As we suggested from the start, the swine flu scare appears to have been a hyped hoax, but the martial law ramifications are only accelerating. Alex Jones’ emergency update on the H1N1 virus on May 2 , 2009

http://prisonplanet.tv
http://infowars.com
http://harrythomas.info

Duration : 0:10:59

Technorati Tags: alex, avian, Baxter, biden, Bird, camps, comprehensive, crimes, fema, Flu, graves, harry, hysteria, infowars, Joe, jones, madson, mandatory, MASS, news, paul, prisonplanet, report, ron, special, swine, Thomas, vaccines, wayne, WHO

JEh8H_g/2.jpg” align=”left”>Alex Jones Emergency Flu Update May 2 , 2009 As we suggested from the start, the swine flu scare appears to have been a hyped hoax, but the martial law ramifications are only accelerating. Alex Jones’ emergency update on the H1N1 virus on May 2 , 2009 http://prisonplanet.tv http://infowars.com http://harrythomas.info

Duration : 0:10:59

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